Sponge bath it is.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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