Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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