he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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