But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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