Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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