yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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