Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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