I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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