I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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