You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is Oprah even human
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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