Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm both gender and math confused
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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