But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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