Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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