office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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