I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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