I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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