Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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