whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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