"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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