How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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