She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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