respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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