Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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