how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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