were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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