Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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