Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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