I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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