i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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