Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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