dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I deserve to be covered in dicks
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
