Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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