Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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