no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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