with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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