just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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