You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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