Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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