Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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