Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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