You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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