Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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