seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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