week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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