Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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