wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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