There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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