I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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