toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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