So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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