I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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