as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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