Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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