even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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